Needing a Smash Shack

At the moment, I need this.

What is it? It is a totally crazy concept that I could really use right this minute. Namely, in San Diego, there is a place called Sarah's Smash Shack where you can pay to throw dishes (glasses, vases, etc.) against a wall. Doing US taxes this year is NOT A PLEASURE. Normally takes me two hours, print the forms, sign them, send them in, and done. This year...not the case.

So I think I would really be ready to pay twenty five bucks to throw some plates against a wall. Instead, I guess I will be paying a couple hundred to a tax specialist.