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We have this magic word over here: FUSION.
You know what it means? No, you don't. FUSION is a kind of project we do over here.
When you work on a fusion project:
- People can produce twice as much in half the time
- Quality is automatically included in the first draft
- Nervous clients get deliverables days before they are actually due
- All work can be performed in parallel despite any information dependencies
- There is LESS need for communication between team members, not more
- Everyone is always in a good mood, even when they don't get enough sleep and work long hours
- Client politics don't get in the way of working effectively or efficiently
- It is possible to pretend that producing 3 documents really isn't much more than producing 1 document
- The project is always profitable
- There is no pressure, no stress
Today I wore my red shoes. Just like Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz. They are not ruby slippers, but if I click my heels together and chant "There is no place like home," I feel certain that I will finish cranking out at least 30 brilliant powerpoint slides by the end of the day. :-P
Sarcasm.
2 comments:
Reading your 'fusion' entry, I thought: this sounds teriffic! Almost too good!?
There is not meant to be a sarcastic undertone in between your lines here, or?
:-)
Anyway, one way or the other I hope you had a positive experience doing your normal or triple dose of Powerpoint slides :-)
I wish we could use the past tense. :-P A week to go until the PPT hell is over....I mean..the fusion magic.
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