Sacrilege

Ingo comes downstairs late in the day, a big grin on his face.
"Did you hear about the Pope?"
"What?" I asked.
"About his facebook page."
"Oh, that," I said. "Yes - two days ago. Funny."
"Pope2You - classic!"
I smile. "Yeah."
Stefan chimes in, "and he's ahead of some of our clients."
"Yeah," I say. "But there was one thing missing."
"What?" asks Ingo.
"A built-in widget right on the page. Where I can send a message to god. Why do I have to talk to the pope? Go direct. Much faster."

Oh...and there is an iphone application too.